I’ll take mice over roach-y things any day. Any. Day. I just killed a deceptively tiny roach thing that was crawling around on my desk. First he tried to escape by hiding under my speaker, but that went flying across the room so he scuttered under my moniter which almost went flying too except for the fact that he then darted under the mammoth pile of cds on my desk. I picked them off one by one with one hand (while holding an entire roll of toilet paper in my other so that i could squash him with minimum ick-factor (ultra-absorbant)) like a ref peeling players off of a tackle to see who has the ball underneath (or something like that). Finally i cleared away the last few and he just sat there as if my vision was based on movement like a T-Rex.
To tell you the truth, it sorta is, but revulsion will do in a pinch. I squashed the fucker six ways to sunday and threw about a quarter of the toilet paper roll in the trash along with him. That brings my kills&assists count for this year up to 10. Go me!