What I Tweeted, 2013-05-11 Edition

Congratulations to all that ran Blue Cross Broad Street Run, and thank you to all who supported the runners! So proud of the @ibxrun10 team. 2013-05-05
@KaraLaFleur You rock! in reply to KaraLaFleur 2013-05-05
Good morning! My body didn’t seem to want extra sleep, so I’m heading in early to see if I can beat @bengarvey into the office. 2013-05-06
@bengarvey I can’t possibly claim victory based on your post-@ibxrun10 limp; I’d feel as if I fixed the results ;) in reply to bengarvey 2013-05-06
@saranmatthews No mustard in the fridge; currently eating soft pretzels slathered in sriracha. 2013-05-06
@saranmatthews Also contemplated: Sriracha Butter in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-06
@saranmatthews Sriracha Veganaise would essentially be vegan sushi spicy sauce, no? Sriracha and Mayo is how I make mine at home. in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-06
@saranmatthews It’s more or less just creamy sriracha. Related: I want sushi for lunch. in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-06
@SmashleyDubs I cannot turn off my inner Peggy Olson. 2013-05-06
@SmashleyDubs No, but that doesn’t mean I suddenly have a Peggy Olson off switch ;) in reply to SmashleyDubs 2013-05-06

@delcotimes We always talk about buying in Delaware, but we never actually do it. Easier to trust the stores we know here in DelCo. in reply to delcotimes 2013-05-07
@bengarvey That right there is Family Values. in reply to bengarvey 2013-05-07
@JoPincushion Sounds like it might be time to flip through The Art of Client Service; got a new copy yesterday and reread that chapter ;) in reply to JoPincushion 2013-05-07
@JoPincushion Basically, deliver the exact shit + your idealized version; if they pick the shit repeatedly then maybe they aren’t worth it. in reply to JoPincushion 2013-05-07
Good morning! Feel like I’m finally getting the hang of my new morning routine. What part of your daily grind could really use a reboot? 2013-05-07
Funny; useful @Optimizely #6: Try stripping the content off of your page. Replace w/Click Here for Free Beer! button http://t.co/qlqtEhs9vu 2013-05-07
@SusieGeeee For real, I was just about to put away my sweaters and waffle shirts. Not cool, Philly weather. Not cool. in reply to SusieGeeee 2013-05-07
RT @TomChivers: Unbelievable, incandescent rage on the desk as @chrisdeerin discovers that “they” have started making Twixes 1cm shorter th… 2013-05-07
@SmashleyDubs ALERT: ‏@theswollenfox Stream Vampire Weekend’s new album a week early http://t.co/xAV4sTuakj … 2013-05-07
@allieharch I think @ibxrun10 entry went up $10-20 in same time period (100% increases, hah!). One of the race platforms is accessibility. in reply to allieharch 2013-05-07
@saranmatthews Day 7: We have moved up to using sriracha as straight-up pasta sauce. Next stop, salad dressing? 2013-05-07
There is a man on my El car arguing w/our conductor via the Emergency Call button about him braking too suddenly. Oh, @septa. Never change. 2013-05-07
Driver stopped the El. Man would like an ambulance. Entire car is in revolt. “You KNOW the cameras saw you NOT hit your head, right?” @septa 2013-05-07
@aworldgoesnova To think, this was part of my day I dreaded when we moved to the ‘burbs. Now it is my songwriting inspiration & comedy gold. in reply to aworldgoesnova 2013-05-07
@izabelleg Despite my typically fashionable views, I feel kids should dress in burlap sacks until they stop growing. (Kidding) (Sortof) in reply to izabelleg 2013-05-08
Good morning. What’s energizing you today? I’m excited to do some of my 1st Account calls @rjmetrics & to play music the next three nights! 2013-05-08
@paullucci Car commuters are having a more surreal experience than I’ll have on The El. For once. in reply to paullucci 2013-05-08
The bathroom soap in this building smells like pee. This seems a little counterproductive. Or, at least, confusing. 2013-05-08
Huge; you should care RT @washingtonpost Govt releases what hospitals charge for 100 most common inpatient procedures http://t.co/38u3GveNGa 2013-05-08
@saranmatthews What’s the next step after Sriracha stops tasting spicy? 2013-05-08
@saranmatthews Is Jamaican death sauce clingy like Sriracha? I don’t want some runny tabasco nonsense. in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-08
@saranmatthews Yes, please! Sounds like our Lunch Reinitiation Outing for next week. in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-08
@JoPincushion You can count one of the two. Your call ;) in reply to JoPincushion 2013-05-08
Argh, what is with the Twitter Android app randomly not sending tweets with urls or photos in them? Driving me crazy. 2013-05-08
@ChamberOrch You were delightful at your show with Mr. Wainwright. I can’t wait to see a full program from you next season! in reply to ChamberOrch 2013-05-08
Show me where this says “Zach Braff Need Not Apply: “Anyone can launch a project on Kickstarter…” http://t.co/qG8N4JchoC 2013-05-08
@Sadandbeautiful I’m going to be reloading @AllieBrosh‘s blog all day in fifteen minute increments until the post shows up! in reply to Sadandbeautiful 2013-05-09
@DresdenPlaid Is he excited for the Tulip, or is T his #1 letter? I’ll say I might underappreciate it a bit. It’s a workhorse. in reply to DresdenPlaid 2013-05-09
Good morning! Giddy about band rehearsal tonight w/our erstwhile Rochester-based bassist. We’re playing tomorrow night at Fergies in Philly. 2013-05-09
@purplecar RT @GirlsRockPhilly Saturday 5/18 is our Open House Y Spring After School Showcase! Music, dancing, food http://t.co/4KS91ZuMio 2013-05-09
Very agreed! RT @smashingmag Now that sounds like a good plan: Take a Break! – http://t.co/eSp8GMBoqa – A great article by @stephencaver. 2013-05-09
@aworldgoesnova Slew of new songs acoustic, playing the whole EP as a full band. acoustic covers act supporting us, no cover, etc. in reply to aworldgoesnova 2013-05-09
I don’t feel @not_pele warned me ENOUGH about how dangerous it is to work with eCommerce clients all day. The products, oh, the products. 2013-05-09
@saranmatthews Oh, could have so gone for some @HipCityVeg today. I miss them and their chalkboard of goodness. in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-09
@saranmatthews There’s two of us, both can’t be right. Neither will move till it’s over. in reply to saranmatthews 2013-05-09
OMG, I now have French-speaking clients & a teammate who speaks French. It’s like someone dreamt this job for me. I have to relearn French. 2013-05-09
@aworldgoesnova Je parle assez bien Francais pour Twitter, mais pas assez bien pour travail. in reply to aworldgoesnova 2013-05-09
“Wait. Do they have soul like SOUL, or sole like a shoe?” 2013-05-09
I now have accounts who are in office only during hours that I sleep. I’m going to put off considering that any further until the morning. 2013-05-09
Good morning! It’s sunny, I’m headed into @rjmetrics, and I’m playing an (acoustic) rock show tonight. What’s great about your Friday? 2013-05-10
@DresdenPlaid I’m in denial. I was just starting to be cheerful about spring. Don’t take that away from me a month before summer onslaught. in reply to DresdenPlaid 2013-05-10
@Not_Pele @adeceve @aworldgoesnova @LunaTechie We’re playing a short acoustic set right at 10p, and then a longer full band set at 11:20 in reply to Not_Pele 2013-05-10