• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Crushing Krisis

Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand

  • DC Guides
    • DC Events
    • DC New 52
    • DC Rebirth
    • Batman Guide
    • The Sandman Universe
  • Marvel Guides
    • Marvel Events
    • Captain America Guide
    • Iron Man Guide
    • Spider-Man Guide (1963-2018)
    • Spider-Man Guide (2018-Present)
    • Thor Guide
    • X-Men Reading Order
  • Indie & Licensed Comics
    • Spawn
    • Star Wars Guide
      • Expanded Universe Comics (2015 – present)
      • Legends Comics (1977 – 2014)
    • Valiant Guides
  • Drag
    • Canada’s Drag Race
    • Drag Race Belgique
    • Drag Race Down Under
    • Drag Race Sverige (Sweden)
    • Drag Race France
    • Drag Race Philippines
    • Dragula
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race
    • RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars
  • Contact!
You are here: Home / consume / reviews / Recommended: Vampire Weekend – Contra

Recommended: Vampire Weekend – Contra

February 2, 2011 by krisis

Krisis’s Recommended Releases of 2010:
Vampire Weekend – Contra

Contra is masterpiece of camouflage, with Vampire Weekend burying their true identity beneath layers of musical influences and hiding cutting, carefully composed poetry beneath Afro-Jùjú rhythms. Even the band’s name is a disguise, evoking goth rock or careless popped-collar excess, but not the delicately-crafted, smart pop lying beneath the surface of their carefree songs.

Vampire Weekend - Contra. Released 1/12/2010.


Who’s to say this isn’t the work of wasted Ivy-Leaguers on an extended lost weekend? Silly “Horchata” and sunny “Holiday” seem to fit that mold. The latter is a nearly-Ska retread on Weezer’s “Islands in the Sun,” but listen closely to the story implied by the lyrics – a sketch of a naive co-ed who would cheerfully wear a neon Che Guevara shirt while vacationing on a central American beach.

And the gleeful, hyper-literate “Horchata?”After the ten-cent-word rhymes of its opening verses it dispenses this observation: “Here comes a feeling you thought you’d forgotten,:chairs to sit and sidewalks to walk on. Oh, you had it, but oh no you lost it. You understood, so shouldn’t have fought it.”

That is Contra, in a microcosm. Yes, Vampire Weekend is at a party with their peers, wearing their pink, popped-collar polo shirts… but they’re the most introspective guys in the room, and they feel sorry for every privileged person in the place.

That might also include themselves, as on “Taxi Cab,” whose delicate regret and self-pity wring more pathos from the word “grocery” than Death Cab For Cutie can muster on an entire album.

Vampire Weekend is like Weezer or Death Cab for Cutie, if both eschewed their rhythm guitars, convenient couplets, and conventional song structures. So, really nothing like either of them. Rather than lose themselves in the hopeless emo rock their constant pity for self and others would suggest, Vampire Weekend plays up the utter camp of their musical influences to brighten the corners of a dour world.

Each song offers crowd-pleasing poly-rhythms and thesaurus-wielding rhymes with an intricacy that suggests a college thesis rather than a sound collage, all-but-obscuring lyrics depicting the blithe beauty of thoughtlessness, frailty, and failure. “Cousins” is the surest party-starter on the disk, with its bass line hopskotching over tinkles of rimshot percussion. Between seeming inanities the lyrics casually accuse, “If an interest in culture, you should be lining the walls. When your birthright is interest, you could just accrue it all.“

That wit, with its irony-dripping, Ivy League pedigree, pervades the album – both in lyrics and arrangements. Sometimes the utter Paul Simon-ness of it becomes too obvious, but even at its peak on “White Sky” the band is stretching beyond his Graceland, adding non-stop trickles of guitar picking that are impossibly precise and their opposite – an imprecise, swooping falsetto vocal hook.

Only once is the poly-rhythmic pretense abandoned for straight-forward pop, with the direct and dirty guitars and percussion on irresistible “Giving Up the Gun.” It sound checks Depeche Mode while describing a washed-up hipster, once surely gaudy but now rusty and gauche. “You said you wouldn’t flinch,” it muses, “But in the years that passed since I saw you last you haven’t moved an inch.”

Even as the band adopts an almost-trite electro-pop reggae take on UB40 on “Diplomat’s Son” they dispense the most heartbreaking narrative of the album, how a mutual desire of two friends lead to icy dissolution. The cleverly genderless narrator obsesses and waits, finally melting into bed with his or her obsession, only to watch early the next morning as “in the dark when the wind comes racing off the river there’s a car, all black, with diplomatic plates.”

Closer “I Think Ur a Contra” is equally plaintive, but with music to fit the mood – a reflection on growing apart where both sides of a romance represent their own revolution, a civil war that will never resolve back into a single bed. “Never pick sides, never choose between two,” was always their strident mantra, but finally our narrator is ready to admit, “but I just wanted you.”

You’d never expect that to be the end of an album that started with the silly “Horchata,” but that’s the point. Contra is an album of endless entendres – dance-party and pity-party, emotional confession and emotionless evaluation. Is any of it the real feelings of the band, or just another disguise? You’ll never know, which is the point of Vampire Weekend’s careful camouflage. All that’s obvious is that Contra is an outstanding record.

Filed Under: reviews

Previous Post: « Recommended: The Black Keys – Brothers
Next Post: What I Tweeted, 2011-02-06 Edition »

Reader Interactions

Trackbacks

  1. Crushing Krisis › 2010 Recommended Albums Roundup says:
    February 17, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    […] 9. Vampire Weekend – Contra. Dizzingly smart, giddily smart-mouthed Paul Simon pop pretends it’s facile and heartless, but it’s anything but. (full review) […]

Primary Sidebar


Support Crushing Krisis on Patreon
Support CK
on Patreon


Follow me on BlueSky Follow me on Twitter Contact me Watch me on Youtube Subscribe to the CK RSS Feed

About CK

About Crushing Krisis
About My Music
About Your Author
Blog Archive
Comics Blogs Only
Contact Krisis
Terms & Conditions

Crushing Comics

Marvel Comics

Marvel Events Guide

Spider-Man Guide

DC Comics

  • Crushing Comics Live Aftershow 2027 Marvel Omnibus Fantasy Draft PicksPatrons-Only: Crushing Comics Club Aftershow – Post-Fantasy Draft Hangout and Q&A
    It’s time for another hour of Krisis uncut, […]
  • Crushing Comics Live 2027 Marvel Omnibus Fantasy Draft PicksMarvel Omnibus Fantasy Draft 2027 – Predicting Next Year’s Marvel Omnis (& you can too!)
    I’m back with an absolutely massive new […]
  • Patrons-Only: Crushing Comics Club Aftershow for Ranking Every X-Men Omnibus
    We’re trying something new! Yesterday after my […]
  • Crushing Comics Live - Ranking Every X-Men OmnibusRanking Every X-Men Omnibus, Ever
    Today, I woke up and chose violence… violence […]
  • Haul Around The World: 2026 So Far in Omnis, Epics, DC Finest, and more!
    It’s Sunday, and that means it’s time for […]
  • My Ballot for the 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll - Avengers (2023) #34-36 connecting coversMy Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus List, 2026 Edition
    Want to know my Top 60 Most-Wanted Marvel omnibuses of 2026? You might be surprised by how much of it is NOT X-Men... […]
  • Krisis Selfie for the Tigereyes 14th Annual Marvel Most Wanted Omnibus poll launchit’s weird to be seen
    I am a micro micro-influencer with a tiny amount of name and face recognition. But, it's still recognition, and it can be deeply weird. […]
  • Not Dead (yet!)
    It is Krisis, fresh from several months of real-life […]
  • Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 2025 Marvels Anthology Omnibus MappingMarvel Anthology, Creator-Centric, & Magazine Omnibus Mapping | 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll
    Marvel Magazine & Anthology omnibus mapping for books that don't yet exist - all options on the Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 14th Annual Secret Ballot […]
  • Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 2025 Alf Marvel License Omnibus MappingMarvel Licensed Properties Omnibus Mapping | 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll
    Marvel's License Omnibus mapping for non-Marvel IP books that don't exist - all options on the Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 14th Annual Secret Ballot […]
  • Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 2026 - Marvel Alternate Realities and What If Omnibus Mapping - What If?: Fantastic Four (2005) #1What If & Marvel Multiverse Omnibus Mapping | 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll
    Marvel What If? and Alternate Reality omnibus mapping for books that don't yet exist - all options on the Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 14th Annual Secret Ballot […]
  • Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 2026 - Malibu Omnibus Mapping - Rune (1994) #7Malibu Ultraverse Omnibus Mapping | 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll
    Malibu Ultraverse omnibus mapping for books that don't yet exist - all options on the Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 13th Annual Secret Ballot […]
  • Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 2026 - CrossGen Omnibus Mapping - Sojourn (2001) #6CrossGen Omnibus Mapping | 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll
    CrossGen omnibus mapping for books that don't yet exist - all options on the Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 14th Annual Secret Ballot […]
  • Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 2026 - FOX and Indiana Jones Omnibus Mapping - The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones (1983) #1Indiana Jones & 20th Century Fox Omnibus Mapping | 14th Annual Tigereyes Most-Wanted Marvel Omnibus Poll
    Indiana Jones & 20th Century FOX omnibus mapping for books that don't yet exist - all options on the Tigereyes Most Wanted Marvel Omnibus 14th Annual Secret Ballot […]

Content Copyright ©2000-2023 Krisis Productions

Crushing Krisis participates in affiliate programs including (but not limited to): Amazon Services LLC Associates Program (in the US, UK, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, and Spain), eBay Partner Network, and iTunes Affiliate Program. If you make a qualifying purchase through an affiliate link I may receive a commission.