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9 Reasons I Didn’t Like District 9

August 16, 2009 by krisis

I disliked District 9 from the start, but it took until about an hour in for me to reach the “I really might leave this theater” stage.

Mild spoilers, but not as many as the Rolling Stone review.

1. It’s a personal take on sci-fi, except we’re made to dislike the extremely unsympathetic protagonist very early on. A mid-flick attempt to humanize him (pun) didn’t work for me, as he only seemed repentant as a result of his torturous conditions and quickly reverted to being an ass whenever possible.

We’re left with only a vaguely personal connection to a shallowly defined alien sidekick and a well-executed CG tiny alien tot. (The best scene in the movie is when we first visit their home, and find the pair of them to be defiantly intelligent. Well-scripted and -played.)

2. The transition from documentary to omniscient perspective was clumsy – only made worse by continuing use of documentary devices, eventually leading to a transition back to documentary.

3. The documentary portion is too caught up in it’s tasteless racist (speciesist?) humor, and not interested in enough in its characters. Yes, we get it, subhuman treatment of non-humans is a lot like subhuman treatment of people that are different than us. Were you that afraid the theme wouldn’t play to the back row?

(That said, I did love the abortion joke. Most big summer flicks would never go there.)

4. The movie is gross just to be gross. Gore and splatter is one thing, but did we really need the constant vomiting, dripping, severing, and devouring of unsightly food? Again, gimmick in lieu of plot.

5. The major plot maguffin is a complete deus ex machina, which would maybe be forgivable if it wasn’t for all of the antogonists being completely fucking obsessed with the effects of said maguffin.

6. There isn’t a single good bit of dialog in the entire movie, which leaves the audience to be dragged along for the (yes, frequently compelling) ride rather than strongly engaged and eager to follow. They say “fucking” more than I say “awesome.”

7. Aliens are shown to be viciously strong, except where it doesn’t suit the continually contrived story.

8. The action set pieces just didn’t sizzle – lots of noise and wonderful effects, but the confrontations themselves were one-dimensional.

9. The exploding people trick was just done by Watchmen, though I think it was executed better here. Still, shock value was lost.

I’m in the minority to the tune of 80/20 per the TomatoMeter; the review I agree with most completely is Vancouver Voice:

It’s a bore. Blomkamp offers up an ugly world, poorly photographed. There is more debris, more smudged faces, more gore effects packed into this film than are conceivable in the worlds of, say, Ulli Lommel and Lloyd Kaufman. Worse, nothing happens in this film that the viewer can’t anticipate after the first 15 minutes. It’s mockumentary style is rendered inconsistently since there are scenes shot in mock style but to which the implied filmmakers couldn’t have had access. And, like most so-called science fiction these days, it is really a war story in scientific drag. … [T]he narrative eventually devolves into one of those long CGI fight scenes that at least a portion of the viewing public is finding repetitious and uncreative. The film is also achingly obvious in its political message.

Biggest plus? Constant subtitling, of both aliens and hard-to-understand humans. I’ve been watching movies with subtitles for over ten years; I’d watch every movie and tv show that way if I could.

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  1. Mark says

    August 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Ah, that’s too bad. I still haven’t seen any trailers for it, so I don’t have even a partial opinion, but I’d heard good things.

    Also, love that line from the VV review: “like most so-called science fiction these days, it is really a war story in scientific drag.” So true, so disappointing!!

  2. krisis says

    August 16, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    The best way to go in is completely unspoiled, as even the mild spoilers I encountered were misleading. I tried to stay as bland on that account as I could.

  3. Peacekitty says

    August 24, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    I concur! I can’t figure out why it got such incredible reviews. I felt it ripped off too many previous films to be engaging, such as “The Fly” and “Iron Man”. Throughout the whole film I kept getting the feeling that I’d seen it before.

  4. Matt says

    August 31, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    so good to see that I’m not alone. We went this weekend and walked out after 30 min. and at least 8 others walked out before us. I haven’t walked out of a movie since I was a teenager (that was a long time ago!) Maybe I didn’t stay long enough but I felt much like all the opinions above and just found no redeeming qualities to keep my attention.

  5. Jake says

    May 2, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    I also don’t see how it could have gotten such great ratings, but that’s media critics. Notice the viewing audience on rotten tomatoes rating is 10% lower at 81%; I’m definitely in agreement with that 19% and have the same gripes as highlighted in this article. Particularly the lack of character likability and poor dialog, it just seemed amateur. This in contrast to the overt political message – it left a bad taste.

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