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Fandom, sources, subjective truth, and the Lee/Kirby X-Men Omnibus variant cover

August 28, 2016 by krisis

I won’t bury the lede: the variant edition of the Stan Lee / Jack Kirby classic X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1 is the Kirby cover.

X-Men Omnibus Vol. 1 by Lee Kirby variant kirby classic cover

This is the variant cover. Don’t trust me – read the third section of this post for proof.

By the way, that was the answer to life, the universe, and everything. It’s turns out it’s not 42 – it’s that the X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1 direct market variant is the Kirby cover.

How and why I’m making a blog post to answer that question is more interesting than the question or the answer.

When it comes to fandom on the internet, it’s assumed that everyone is working from the same primary source – the material they’re all fanning over.

Since everyone is consuming the same thing, deliberate misinformation would be obvious. Thus, information doesn’t tend to be questioned as it spreads across hundreds of blogs, wikis, lyric sites, comic databases, etc – and, none of those sites ever state their sources, because the source is assumed to be the actual material.

There is a problem with that assumption. Sometimes the source is the material, but sometimes it’s just the whisper down the lane from other secondary sources. Sometimes the source is the material, but it’s being interpreted incorrectly.

There is a lot of room for error without any malicious intent to spread disinformation, and without even the tacit citations of Wikipedia you’ll ever know the providence of the information you’re consuming. Due to ouroboros-like nature of the internet, one slight discrepancy introduced into the system will make the rounds, continuing a feedback loop until a little piece of misinformation swells to prohibitive truth – determining the outcome of arguments and dictating the sale price for rare memorabilia.

Fans like to pretend they’re experts, but a lot of times they’re just another parroting back the feedback. I’ve encountered three examples in the past week, and even with my pseudo-scholarly approach to being a fan I managed to be the parrot one time.

What happens when one of these pieces of information actually matters and the echo chamber is the only possible source? You don’t have to look far to find out – it happens every day. News networks pick up parody articles as truth! People cite statistics that aren’t real! The AP makes up tons of stuff and people take it at face value because, you know, AP. And those are journalists.

It makes me worry that as we put more of our consciousnesses and knowledge into the vast matrix of the internet, the concept of “truth” is becoming increasingly subjective.

Fair warning: the first section of below uses a sometimes derogatory word for vagina twice in the context of quotes about the lyrics to a song. We should not be afraid of words, only what people mean by them. Say it sometime.

1. The Gunts

This weekend one of my favorite bands, The Dresden Dolls, reunited for two-night stint of shows and live-streamed one of them. (It was magnificent and you can watch it right now.)

As I was chatting with fellow fans on various networks, I noticed someone ask, “In ‘Night Reconnaissance, is it ‘and we hide from the [cunts OR guns] on our Night Reconnaissance’?”

Take a listen through the first chorus and try to decide for yourself:

I was the kid who relentlessly poured over every new set of liner notes to memorize the lyrics and all the credits, and while I don’t do that for every album these days I still have a strong memory for such things. I also spent months pounding out “Night Reconnaissance” on our piano, and I knew I remembered reading somewhere that Amanda couldn’t decide between the two words and would say a hybrid like “gunts” or “cuns.”

Other answers arrived based on what people could hear, what they found on lyrics sites, and even on one of the band’s own sites (though that doesn’t meant it was written by the band itself). All were solid primary and secondary sources. They all said “guns.”

The_Dresden_Dolls_-_No_VirginiaThe entire internet said “guns.”

On a hunch, I pulled out my copy of the sheet music for the song in The Virginia Companion, which is a marvelous compendium of perfectly curated piano transcriptions of both Yes, Virginia and No, Virginia.

Here’s Amanda’s quote:

The original lyrics was [sic] “hide from the guns,” which I then changed to “cunts,” which I then decided was too vulgar, so I changed it to “gunts” or “cuns” – whichever I was in the mood for while I was doing the vocal take – so I wouldn’t have to decide. I’m still not sure how I’m going to play this one live. I might switch it up every other line.

Palmer, Amanda and Brian Viglione. The Dresden Dolls: The Virginia Companion, Eight Foot Music Publishing, 2008 (p. 144).

Ultimately, other owners of the book chimed in to confirm my recollection, and our answer was accepted without providing quotes, scans, or MLA citations.

Granted, only a tiny subset of all people who have ever heard “Night Reconnaissance” have access to that book, and Palmer seems to mostly be saying “gunts” on the album, which is a made up word that’s easily mistaken for “guns.” No one did anything wrong … yet, the right information isn’t out there. I guess I could go to the 10 biggest lyrics sites and request the corrections with my MLA citation of her quote, but would they change it?

Would some well-meaning future fan just change it back?

2. Uncanny X-Men: Executions

When I started putting together the guides that would become Crushing Comics, I told myself that I wouldn’t fall prey to such a trap. If I was going to say a book had certain contents, I would be damn well sure of it either because I owned the book, because I could find an image of the book, or – at worst – multiple trustworthy sources corroborated it based on interaction with the primary source.

This comic provides the cover for Executions, Book 1, which is a good hint that it's not in Book 2.

This comic provides the cover for Executions, Book 1, which is a good hint that it’s not in Book 2.

I think in all of the original X-Men guides, I broke this rule one time – for a pair of books called Uncanny X-Men: Executions Books 1 and 2. They covered the (at the time) scantily-collected 270s of Uncanny X-Men, so they were key volumes to mention.

The problem was that the books barely seemed to exist. They were published in the UK in the 1990s and I couldn’t find any copies for sale, let alone photos or comments from multiple owners. I had to stick with the book description text sourced from glam-knows-where and echoed across every book site on the internet.

So, I wrote this and went on with my life:

#?-267: X-Men Executions, Vol. 1 (ISBN 0752201611)

#268-269: X-Men Executions, Vol. 2 (ISBN 0752201174)
Also collects #273-274.

Fast forward six years and, despite a black & white collection and an omnibus hitting that 270s material since I wrote the guides, there is still no other color paperback collection of those issues. It’s Executions or bust.

Imagine my horror when, two weeks ago today, I received an email from a reader named Stephen saying he actually tracked down a copy of Volume 2 of this seemingly imaginary book and it had different contents than I said it would.

I felt like such an asshole. I make an honest mistake here and there in the guides, but this one was my fault entirely. I apologized, and Stephen said not to worry – he was ordering Volume 1 and then he could tell me definitively what was in each book.

His email just arrived.

Uncanny X-Men Executions Volume 1 Collects Uncanny X-Men #268-269 and 273-274
Uncanny X-Men Executions Volume 2 Collects Uncanny X-Men #275-277

[The gap in the first book is for the X-Tinction Agenda crossover.]

I had Volume 1 as Volume 2, and a completely made-up Volume 1. I’ve just amended the X-Men guide to reflect the correct info. Which brings me, finally, to the saga of the Stan Lee and Jack Kirby X-Men Omnibus, Volume 1.

3. X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1 by Lee/Kirby variant Kirby Classic cover

The majority of Marvel’s Omnibuses – and all of their Silver Age Volumes – have two dust jackets: a mass market cover that book merchants stock, and a variant available only to the direct market of comic shops.

Figuring out which cover is which across hundreds of books is a great source of confusion and can be a matter of a lot of money, so I spent a long time researching the covers for my Marvel Omnibus Guide.

This is the "mass market" cover by Alex Ross that was widely available to all booksellers outside of the direct market.

This is the “mass market” cover by Alex Ross that was widely available to all booksellers outside of the direct market.

One cover I spent very little time researching was X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1. That’s because I own the mass market version, straight from Amazon, and it is a modern Alex Ross painting of the original Kirby Cover – seen to the right. The original Kirby cover is pictured at the top of this post.

This makes tons of sense. The Ross cover would pop on a bookstore shelf, and Marvel has a habit of sending those modern covers off to the book market and reserving the nostalgia-inducing original covers for comic shops.

This weekend I noticed someone planning to sell the book post a photo of the Ross cover, calling it,  “the X-Men vol 1 variant cover (I think it’s the variant cover).” I assumed they would quickly be corrected, so I was surprised to see a major discussion ensue and then to see Crushing Krisis cited as a source(!) in the discussion.

Apparently, as with the gunts, I was the only page on the internet to claim the Ross version was the main cover. The discussion determined that – despite my general trustworthiness (!) – I was mistaken.

Had my guides led fans astray twice in one month? I would have to wear a scarlet X of shame on all of my internet avatars for months in atonement. In this case, the misinformation could result in a hundred of dollars or more of difference for this seller and his eventual buyer.

Except, just like with the gunts, it turned out I was a single correct source in a vast sea of wrong that has flooded the entire internet, maybe all resulting from this early book announcement.

Indeed, no other source explicitly stated which cover was which – not even the initial solicitation from Marvel. YCould I have received a rare variant copy from Amazon through some random distribution error? Aside from my own experience, I only had one other piece of circumstantial evidence: that the Ross edition is much more commonly resold the Kirby cover.

Then, a thought occurred to me: What about ISBNs? Even though the solicit text didn’t remark on the cover images, it did say this:

THE X-MEN OMNIBUS VOL. 1 HC
ISBN: 978-0-7851-2958-5

THE X-MEN OMNIBUS VOL. 1 HC DM ONLY
ISBN: 978-0-7851-3193-9

Every mass market bookseller lists the first ISBN rather than the second. Since ISBNs are how they manage inventories, that makes it canonical truth. My copy has that same first IBSN. All I had to do was find someone with the Kirby classic cover to snap a photo of their book to put my hunch to rest.

Photo of the rear cover of The X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1 variant Kirby Cover, courtesy of Matthew Columbus.

Photo of the rear cover of The X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1 variant Kirby Cover, courtesy of Matthew Columbus. Note that the rear covers are identical with the exception of the ISBN.

Ta-da! It turns out my hunch was correct.

As with “Night Reconnaissance,” this error is so entrenched that I cannot possibly hope to correct it in every instance it appears on the web.

What I can do is write this post and cite my sources, and hope that the next confused person gets the record set straight and begins their own whispering down the lane to correct this confusion.

Related posts:

  1. Crushing Comics S01E060 – X-Men by Claremont/Lee Omnibus, Vol. 2
  2. Crushing Comics S01E059 – Building a Mystery (not the song) + X-Men by Claremont & Lee Omnibus, Vol. 1
  3. Crushing Comics S01E067 – X-Men, Vol. 1 & Ed Piskor’s X-Men: Grand Design (+ My Origin Story)
  4. Crushing Comics S01E16 – Uncanny X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1 (plus, Marvel Omnibus history & the “Glued vs. Sewn” debate)
  5. Crushing Comics, S01E08 – Uncanny X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 2
  6. Crushing Comics, S01E04 – Uncanny X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 3
  7. Crushing Comics, S01E07 – Silver Age X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 2

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