Via Scarius at Shafted:
A bunch of guys go hunting. After a time they get seperated, and one guy is lost off in the woods. Soon he sees a great big huge grizzly bear. He thinks to himself “Man! If I bagged that bear all by myself, I’d be a hero!” So he takes a shot at the bear, and misses completely. The bear turns around and says “Hey buddy! WTF are you doin’? These are my woods, don’t go around shooting at me! I’m gonna have to teach you a lesson!” so the bear runs over and rapes the guy. The dude’s in total shock form this, but manages to think to himself “My god! I can’t go back now! They’ll all think I’m a freak!” so he takes another shot at the bear. And misses. “BUDDY! WTF do you think you’re doing??? Do I have to teach you another lesson???” and the dude gets raped again. At this point, he can barely walk, he’s in pain, he knows he can’t go back with any pride if he doesn’t nab the bear. So he shoots again. And completely misses. The bear comes up to him, puts his arm around the dude’s shoulder, and says “Buddy… I’m starting to think you’re not in it for the hunting…”
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Would you think any less of me if i bought a .Nu address? Or, should i just suck it up and find a nice compound word com/net/org to call my home? Please, tell me, because i still don’t know what to do.
laughs via NaPG over at Passive-Aggressive.
High-lighting some of my other linkees, Zero(emp) just did a very stylish and simple redesign on his main page, and he even kept his link to me :) Also, Frailty pretty much goes through a continuous design molt, and it’s so very magical the first time you read through the site (on subsequent visits you’re just constantly searching for the link that took you to that thing you liked :)
Sweet dear god… Matt P. could crush me like some sort of tiny mouse. That’s the last time i mess with that dude…