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My Whole Crushing Life

May 4, 2009 by krisis

About fifteen years ago I started writing a novel called “Crisis Team.”

It was about being a high school student abducted by a secret organization, and having super-powers. I made Gina read my latest drafts every week in health class.

The particular deux ex machina of the early bits of the novel was that the narrator (AKA me) discovered a super-powered, super-portable laptop that was wirelessly connected to the entire network of the super-secret organization.

Fifteen years later my internet handle is “krisis” and I am writing this post from the back of a SEPTA bus on my 10″ mini-laptop, now empowered with a mobile broadband connection that lets me post from anywhere in the city.

In conclusion:

(1) I am now living in my imagined life; the only difference is that I am a rock star rather than a superhero.

(2) I have to get used to writing posts short enough that I won’t miss my stop.

Filed Under: thoughts Tagged With: gina

Philly: Seen on the Scene

February 19, 2009 by krisis

I didn’t do quite as much crazy seenery this past week, but in making it an eight-day week of scenery I made this post extra-long.

Oh, also? I’m an obsessive-compulsive singer/songwriter/lunatic who had kinda forgotten why he was a journalism major.

I quite explicitly did not do any kind of scene seeing over the weekend, save for a brief interlude at K&L’s housewarming party, where every person from every part of my life all collided in one shiny-drunk lump. Seriously, it could have only been odder if my mother was there. Still, much fun had.

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Every Wednesday: LP Open Mic @ Intermezzo (3141 Walnut)
Hosting an open mic is a nervous endeavor. Sometimes it seems as though no one will show up, yet you find the lineup extending past closing time. On other occasions the room seems full, but you still wind up vamping for an hour by yourself at the end of the night.

Last week’s open mic at Intermezzo was definitely the former. Dante Bucci played host, and delivered a typically spectacular set on his hang drums. A new attendee, Ebony Butler, played two hyper-pop songs (Maroon 5 and Sara Bareilles) and one equally catchy one of her own. Her vocals were effortless – we were all big fans.

Otherwise, it was a stuttering night – over and again it seemed as though I would have to jump up to play filler, but more people kept popping in.

One of those poppers was the elusive Doc Terry. He makes once-monthly appearances at our little shindig, but when in the month he arrives is always a surprise.

Doc (named thusly for being a rural veterinarian) was the man who introduced Dante to the hang, and together they form the mystifying pair of ufo-playing phenoms called the The Hang Brothers. However, at Intermezzo Doc Terry typically plays his hammer dulcimer.

(Yes, this means I saw people perform on hammer dulcimer two nights in a row at rock open mics, as there was also one at Luloo the night before. How likely is that, exactly?)

While Doc Terry delivered a typically mystifying set, Greg Morgan (AKA Audible Eye) arrived with a small group in tow. Greg is a ubiquitous Philly subway musician – it seems like I see him every time I catch a train. He busks not only with guitar in hand, but with drums played by mouth, knees, and feet. Rather than err to the simplistic or repetitive, Greg’s simultaneous multi-instrumentalism tends to open up interesting textures in songs with deceptively simple chord progressions.

After introductions all around I suddenly found myself mixing Terry on dulcimer, Greg on vocals and guitar, and Dante switching between a single conga and playing the underside of his hang like a djembe.

Slightly stressful, but completely rewarding, because I got to hear Terry play dulcimer as a pop instrument – finding hooks and riffs instead of carrying his own independent melodies and harmonies. And, if it was fascinating on Greg’s material, it was doubly so when the impromptu band took a swing through “Stand By Me” while Greg’s friend, Nynee.

Afterward Nynee closed out the night with sparse, beautiful acoustic cover of Beyonce’s “If I Was a Boy,” and a soulful acappella turn on The Cure’s “Love Song” (a personal favorite). In retrospect, I really wish Terrry had played on the latter, as the riff would have been perfect on the dulcimer.

As we closed up I complemented Nynee heartily (she had never played guitar in public before!), and told her that if she ever wanted to do the Cure tune again I’d play guitar for her, and maybe even sing harmony.

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Every Monday: Open Jam @ Connie’s Ric Rac (9th just under Washington)
Take note of this momentous occasion – I went to an open mic that I don’t host for two consecutive weeks. In fact, next week I’ll probably be back for a third.

Why? Because Connie’s Ric Rac is like Cheers with a 1000 watt sound system and a pet snake. Everyone wants to know your name, and they all hush up when you play a quiet song.

I was a complete nerd and brought my laptop to Ric Rac to take notes, anticipating much awesomeness, and I was ever so right.

Firstly, there is February’s guest-host Katie Barbato. We chatted it up before the mic kicked off, and uncovered that she knows indie rocker – and winner of both the New York Songwriters Circle competition and Cosmo’s Starlaunch – Mieka Pauley. She doesn’t just know her … she knows her from the 90s, when the two of them were on a comp together.

I caught Katie up on how Mieka’s Elijah Drop Your Gun came to be – the recording was funded by the donations of fans (like me!) – which makes it even more amazing that Amazon is currently offering it as a free download due to the crazy demand for Mieka after her contest wins.

From there I moved to enthusing over Katie’s album fronting the Sleepwells and it’s absolutely stellar vocals (as I have been doing non-stop for the past week), which lead her to re-introduce me to Matt Teacher, her guitarist and recording engineer.

I’ve met Matt Teacher once before, and in that venue he was introduced to me as a songwriter, but at present he mostly plays and records with bands in Sine Studios, where he is the owner and engineer along with best friend Mike.

Similar to Gina and I, the two of them connected in the eight grade – with the difference being that they connected as a band right away and knew by high school graduation that they wanted a career in music. They attended college separately and came back together to open Sine Studios. It looks ultra-nifty from their website, and at 22nd and Walnut it’s virtually around the corner from my office .

Matt and I talked about our endless acquisition of recording gear and how in high school I used to sample too low and wind up sounding like The Chipmunks when I tried to burn a CD. Although he was perhaps too humble to mention running Bon Jovi’s protools rig the last time he played Philly, Matt did cop to recording the Sleepwells disc, as well as working with Lickety Split host Dani Mari, and Ric Rac’s house band The Discount Heroes.

When I pressed him as to whether the in-the-family recording roster meant Sine might also be a label, he demurred: “We’re working in that direction.”

Having done some basic flexing of journalistic muscles I thought had permanently atrophied since college, I pushed my luck a bit and asked if I might stop by for a tour sometime. Matt, being awesome, one-upped me and said I should aim to come to one of the studio barbecues over the summer.

By this time Katie had opened up with a fantastic and totally chill set, especially a powerful take on her “Undertow.” I immediately began to reprogram my setlist a bit from the uppers I intended on.

Katie was followed by one of my major local favorites (how many favorites can a man have?), Aaron Brown. Aaron and I have developed a knack for unintentionally stalking each other across town, hitting the same open mics on the same nights. We talked hitting the Monday night @ The Fire in March – and if it would be even worth the effort with Ric Rac right in my backyard.

I gladly lent Aaron my guitar for his set. He always makes it sing, as his songs are chock full of jazzy chords and weirdly chromatic changes, and the result is a beautiful duet with his remarkable soul voice.

I detest making so facile a comparison as to Stevie Wonder, as Aaron Brown’s delivery leaps across the R&B divide to rock in an instant, as on the stuttering 6/8 tune he delivered mid-set (“fragile”?). It’s as if Adam Levine from Maroon 5 could actually sing as well live as he does on the record, and then decided to cover an obscure Rufus Wainwright take on a Stevie Wonder song. That’s what Aaron sounds like.

Speaking of Rufus covering others, the churning arpeggios on Aaron’s last tune evoked “Hallelujah,” but his song was at once pretty and grounded in asphalt. Rufus and Leonard don’t drive you to AC like Aaron does.

Mark my words, I will have him over for a recording session this year.

At this point my jotted setlist was in complete disarray, because how in the world do I follow the two of them? I pinch-hit a trio of “Glam / Standing,” “Something Real,” and “Better,” and it was a rare right move. “Something Real” continues to astound me with it’s ability to shut down an entire room of conversation – I don’t have too many songs that do that. “Better” was awesome, as “Better” always is and will continue to be once Arcati Crisis starts playing it.

Alright, that’s enough rapture about that. A few quicker hits?

I re-met Henry Martin, who Gina and I acquainted ourselves with on a late Thursday at Blarney South ages ago. He’s got a wonderful voice – a Moody Bluesish piece of classic rock in the modern day. Home team The Discount Heroes were awesome as usual in full band arrangement, including Ian on bass. They play great knee-slapping rock, and sing Southern-influenced down-home harmony.

I also shot the shit in a very I-talian way with Frank, a Rac-regular who sometimes has his own showcases. He kindly enthused over my “All My Loving” from last week. I also chatted up Arthur AKA Solo Moon, maybe a mad scientist? His inventions are online for us to discover; he curates the Electric Fortune Cookie.

The great thing about Ric Rac is that it’s got a big stage, complete with amps and a kit. Bands just get up and go. In that vein, I loved loved loved Try Angles – a two-piece playing a blues stomp that I am journalistically required to compare to White Stripes. Except, I actually like Try Angles – there’s meat underneath the riffs, aerobic and thick. A new unfinished song fucking leapt across the stage for our necks in a tangle of blues and prog. And, I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS KIND OF THING.

I briefly quizzed drummer Adam after their set. What was their deal? How did they compel me to like them so much?

Apparently singer Matt C. has done his singer/songwriter thing for an eternity, but Adam added himself just in September to create their special alchemy. Adam professed love for jazz and Zappa, and I honestly believe they both come through in his skin pounding. Also, he was just a nice dude – when I expanded on my recent wedding he said he wanted to do a dance because I have good music and a good life.

Seriously, Ric Rac is Good People.

(Good lord, can you imagine if I start bringing my laptop to every open mic, going all embedded journalist on all the natives? Can you seriously keep up with a 3000+ word weekly column?)

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Tuesday: I took a nap
It was awesome.

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Every Wednesday: LP Open Mic @ Intermezzo (3141 Walnut)
Yes, we’ve circled all the way back to Intermezzo, with Gina hosting this iteration.

This week was more of the unexpected – a full house of Lyndzapalooza artists – Gina and I (both solo!), my new client Joshua Popejoy, Aaron Brown (again!), Brian Flanagan (playing awesome new tunes), and John Glaubitz (who we did not manage to tempt to play).

I’ll spare you the rapturous rapture about these guys – they’re all great. They kept our guests pinned to their chairs for the duration of the evening until AC took over to play to a small-but-appreciative crowd of stragglers. We nailed a particularly impressive “Don’t You Want Me” – I was in super-good vocal shape, which I further flaunted by singing an additional solo set of “Like a Virgin,” “Since U Been Gone,” my new “Message,” and an acappella verse and chorus of “Take on Me.”

We closed down the shop with “Noncommittal” and chat of breaking the fourth wall, and headed back to the car.

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Coming up!
There are seemingly a thousand shows that I want to see tomorrow night, so I’m thinking you should go to some of the ones I can’t make it to.

Melodic hard-rockers Tremor will be at JR’s bar @ 22nd and Passyunk. Personal favorite Up the Chain splits a bill with The Great Unkown @ JD McGillicuddy’s, 2626 County Line Road in Ardmore. Alexandra Day opens for Kate-fav Carsie Blanton at Barrington Coffee House

As for myself and Gina, we will be installed at the esteemed Ric Rac to catch The Discount Heroes monthly showcase, a stellar bill of Blueberry Magee and His Hot Five, Shackamaxon, and Hezekiah Jones. It’s only $10, rather than the kidney or lung you might expect to contribute to gain entrance into such a show.

Next week I’ll be hitting Ric Rac again on Monday for Katie’s February swan-song, as well as maybe Time at 13th and Sansom on Tuesday, but if I find some ambition I could truck up to The Draught Horse on Temple’s campus to hang out with LP Artist Josh Albright at his new open mic.

Alternately, if you’re free on Tuesday you can head down to The Shubin Theatre at 4th and Bainbridge to catch Gina in a debut reading of a play by Mark Wolverton based on his recent biographical novel A Life in Twilight: The Final Years of J. Robert Oppenheimer.

Then, on Wednesday you should join me at Chris’s Jazz Cafe at Broad & Sansom at 5pm sharp to catch the beautiful and always amazing Alexandra Day play a special happy-hour set, after which you should catch a trolley up to Intermezzo to hit our open mic, as hosted by the girl who put the Lyndz in Lyndzapalooza, Lindsay Wilhelmi.

Finally, a few future plugs: Dante Bucci @ Tin Angel on 3/22. Brian Flanagan playing a set on a bill with our buddies Year Long Day @ Tin Angel on 3/25. The two foremost hang players on earth – one of whom happens to be Dante Bucci, the other being Many Delago – at Milkboy on 4/22.

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In other news…

I’ll end with a bit of good news / bad news.

Bad first: we’re actually not doing a show on 2/28 with Joshua Popejoy. It’s slightly disappointing, but it leads to good news: we can promote our amazing seventh annual spring music festival for three entire months without another gig stealing it’s thunder.

So: This year the festival is on Saturday, May 16, and it is called BYMfest (AKA Back Yard Music Festival, an ironic title seeing as this is the first year it will be held at Snipes Farm, rather than an actual back yard). BYMfest will feature eight solid hours of music. So far the lineup includes Arcati Crisis, Joshua Popejoy, Reed Kendall of Up the Chain, Suzie Brown, and Sisters 3.

Honestly, that’s already a bill I would pay dozens of dollars for, and it’s only HALF FULL. Check the Seen on the Scene action next week for further bill announcements, and a presale link where you can buy tickets for $15.

Seriously, I kid you not, $15. That’s a half hour of music for every dollar. You can’t even steal music for that cheap.

Mark your calendar right now. Seriously. Don’t even read the byline until you’ve marked it.

Marked?

Okay.

Peter is a Philadelphia singer-songwriter, half of the band Arcati Crisis, and Director of Communications for Lyndzapalooza (LP).

Filed Under: arcati crisis, journalism, lyndzapalooza, Philly, philly music Tagged With: gina, lindsay

My Life Is a Joke

February 17, 2009 by krisis

Lindsay and I have an ongoing joke about my life.

Lindsay, being my primary secret squirrel, always finds a little nook of day to tuck a conversation into. Frequently we talk about all of the things that I do – work, blog, play music solo and with Arcati Crisis, Lyndzapalooza, freelance writing – &c, &c.

She, one of the more overachieving and time-conscious people I know, marvels at how I actually advance my goals in each of those areas all of the time.

The joke is that, in order to fit in all of those things, I must not do anything a normal person does. I don’t watch television, sit down for meals, or talk to people on the phone. I don’t sleep. I’m like some sort of T-1000 or Cylon. Or Madonna. I’m purely focused on achievements and achieving them, and nothing else.

That’s a slight misrepresentation. I am not a robot, and only aspire to be Madonna. I still do all of the things that human beings do.

Occasionally. And quickly.

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When I graduated from college and started my career I resolved not to do any theatre or music for an entire year. No art, essentially. I would focus solely on being a good employee and a good boyfriend, because I wasn’t sure I’d be good at either. If I had free time I would sit and play video games until another opportunity to be a good employee or boyfriend presented itself.

After a year I allowed myself to get involved in a theatre project with Gina, and from there my natural inclinations for art and recklessly large personal projects took over.

I made a very elaborate chart. It included every possible thing that I could do in a given day. All of the regular human things, all of my time at work, all of my special goals, and everything else. Washing dishes. Walking from one place to another. Making out with Elise.

I tracked what I did for three months, every minute of every day.

At the end I had a beautiful graph of my life. A rainbow of lines interwove with each other to show me the relationship between work and sleep, guitar-playing and housework, or blogging and masturbation.

The area under some of the lines was the shape of my success; the area under others a dimension of dead space.

My priorities snapped me into focus. Before the chart I would have told you I was already busy enough with life. After I realized that I wasn’t writing songs because I was reading TMZ for 20 minutes a day.

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The chart was almost three years ago.

Today Lindsay initiated the latest iteration of our joke, querying if I planned to sleep at all in the next few months while chipping away at my list of measurable goals for the year.

The chart was about sleep too. I tried to live on just five or six hours a night, and suddenly all the useless things expanded. The chart showed me that I need sleep to stay focused.

It was a disappointment, sure. I work and commute for almost ten hours a day, and if I have to sleep for seven that leaves just another seven hours in which I can live my life.

The punchline to our joke is that every minute counts, awake or asleep. 60 seconds to flip channels is a quick email reminder. Three minutes to set the table is rehearsing a song. A half an hour on the phone is this post.

Which would I rather look back on in December, or when I turn thirty, or when I die?

I always eat with the wrong fork, anyway.

Filed Under: betterment, corporate, day in the life, ocd, over-achievement, sleep, thoughts Tagged With: gina, lindsay

Arcati Crisis Rehearsal Recap

February 15, 2009 by krisis

At the moment Arcati Crisis is on a somewhat insane twice-weekly rehearsal schedule – mostly insane because those rehearsal days are Tuesday and Thursday, and we co-host the LP open mic at Intermezzo on the intervening evening, which means we spend about 72 hours each week doing nonstop work, sleep, and AC.

Here’s what transpired in our last installment.

(Oh, but, wait. First maybe you want to know why I’m writing this? Entirely up to you…)

The why of this
I’m attempting to create a series of regular features on CK – one of which being my “seen on scene” posts, and another being updates on the world of AC.

I’m blogging about AC rehearsal not because I think it’s so incredibly compelling (it’s not), or even because I want a record of our early living-room-rehearsal days when we’re famous (which, actually, I do), but because I think it will function for us much in the same way my blog has functioned for me: exemplifying our progress over time, and reminding us of the difficulties that in retrospect were overcome so easily.

We have a whole song about that sensation (“Standing”), so I figured it couldn’t hurt to experience it a little more regularly via my blog. Also, I feel like this is something that I never get to read – the behind the scenes of a band being a band. Since I’m utterly addicted to Bear McCreary’s behind-the-scenes composing posts for Battlestar Galactica I figured it couldn’t hurt to offer my own variation on the theme.

Finally, the hope is that if I can actually commit to writing regularly about things that happen to me regularly, I might also be able to commit to writing regularly about things that take some time and preparation to write about.

What to rehearse? / Going electric
When we last left our heroes on Tuesday we had run some old stuff to prep for our next few open mics.

This is essentially what we still don’t understand about band rehearsals, two whole years into this experiment. How often should we realistically need to rehash old tunes? Yes, there is a certain danger that Gina will forget her mini-solo on “Bucket Seat,” or I might get the pattern reversed on “Apocalyptic Love Song.” But, are we seriously going to forget how to play “Fisher Price” or “Under My Skin”?

We try to take the edge off by practicing things in related chunks. On Tuesday we did songs with tricky changes or unique passages, as I brought a hunk of fail to those in our first open mic after the honeymoon. This time we investigated which songs might work electric with just the two of us.

Every leap we’ve made as a band involves us overcoming a fear of electricity. First it was about singing harmony into microphones, and we’ve certainly mastered that. Then it became making coherent, representative recordings, and we’re definitely progressing there. If we’re ever going to make it to the next stage of being a band we have to master our electric guitar skills.

We both find electric guitars to be a tricky proposition. I’m obsessed with finding some particular tone that doesn’t exist with the equipment I currently own, and Gina’s playing style translates as a vastly different beast on a slimmer neck.

Our formula would appear to be “whoever wrote the song should play acoustic.” This is because the non-writer tends to play the more “lead” guitar part, even if they also shoulder significant vocal duties. This is true on both “Wait” (mine) and “Apocalyptic Love Song” (Gina’s), even though we think of them both as duets rather than solo vocals.

Over the course of our mini-electric set the only song that broke that rule was “Martyr,” which has been restructured so massively from my original version that – oddly – I am now playing the lead guitar part and singing. (The previous rule-breaker was “Hyperbole,” but Gina’s newer U2-inspired part means she’s now the one who needs the electric sustain, whereas I sacrificed my old sustained chords for harmonics, which I prefer on an acoustic.)

The only other song that passed muster for the moment was “Love Me Not,” though we weren’t entirely convinced that Gina’s bass run on the choruses translated well. Both “Moscow, Idaho” and “Apocalyptic Love Song” had their good moments with me on the electric, but we lost too much of the ringing interplay of our guitars on each. Probably an indication that they both require an acoustic with effects rather than an electric?

In sum: we’re happy to have a reason to play the oft-forgotten “Martyr,” we’re surprised that “Hyperbole” works so well in its reversed state, and we’re generally pleased to hear the possibilities in converting a few of our songs into bigger hunks of rock.

More bettering of “Better”
With our refresher out of the way in fairly short order, we turned our attention to a second evening of “Better.”

“Better” is the first song of a new AC era of writing songs specifically to bring to the band and starting them while they’re still fresh and malleable.

We spent such a long time relearning the fairly hefty repertoire we supposedly knew how to play in our prior years that we haven’t really learned a truly “new” song since before our more formal inception in late 2006.

At the moment the newest song we perform is my “Love Me Not.” I wrote it over the course of several months in early 2007, but we didn’t start performing as a duo it until the summer of 2008. At that point it was anything but new – Gina had heard it dozens of times before we agreed to do it together, and I had established a pretty set way of of playing it by the time we started rehearsing it (though we managed to significantly alter the bridge and final chorus).

“Better” is a different story entirely. The song came to me over the course of a single week in December – the inkling of the chorus in my head on a Friday at Connie’s Ric Rac, followed by plunking the chords out on the piano that weekend. On a Wednesday I played the chorus for Lindsay, asking for her help with the rest (the topic was already conceived), but on Friday the entire thing deposited itself in one lump sum in my brain on a long elevator ride at work – the fault of dual, dueling conversations I had with Lindsay and Gina over lunch.

That night I played a prototype for Gina, already with an Arcati Crisis arrangement in my head. She (and Lindsay, for that matter) automatically earmarked it as an AC tune, and a scant fifty-odd days later we were in my living room, learning “Better.”

We started by confirming that Gina had hung on to her verse part from last Thursday’s rehearsal; she had. Then we attempted the bridge, and quickly realized that we had given ourselves competing parts – I had downbeats that switched to upbeats, and Gina the opposite. Not impossible to play, but clumsy arranging. We swapped, and it immediately resolved to perfection.

That left us with the final verse and harmony vocals to arrange. The final verse was originally written in December as a call-and-response refrain resolving into homophony (the opposite of “What’ll I Say”). However, I started performing it solo since then, and it acquired it’s own singular melody. Now we were now faced with dissolving it back into two parts.

We tried the call-and-response at our last rehearsal and it fell particularly flat – too trite. In the intervening week I began to hear a steady counterpoint melody for Gina that wove in and out of my melody line. I sang a sample of it for Gina, and she immediately turned it into an awesome vocal hook (as she is wont to do). Yet, it didn’t work as counterpoint against the melody – it was too striking to play against my also-distinct line.

We were stumped for a moment, and then I had an idea. “Just sing it,” I told Gina, “without me.”

She did, and into the natural spaces of her counterpoint I inserted pieces of my melody – the opposite of my intent in writing the counter melody. Over the course of a few run-throughs we crafted a call-and-response completely different than our original effort that would easily resolve into the homophony I envisioned.

It worked perfectly.

From there Gina crafted the homophonic harmony in a single shot, and we finally made it to the closing chorus. It didn’t take much negotiation – seemingly as one Gina and I locked in on ringing fourth harmonies to match the open strings in my half-barred guitar part. That resolved, we passed through the prior choruses to make sure a variation would work.

That was it. In two rehearsals – not even two and half hours of work – we completely arranged a new Arcati Crisis tune. By comparison, it took us a month of rehearsals each to arrange the already performable “Hyperbole” and “Moscow, Idaho” satisfactorily in 2007!

Covers that shock and awe
Satisfied with ourselves, we turned our attention to our motley collection of covers.

Our three covers of note are Neil Young’s “Pocahontas,” David Bowie’s “Space Oddity,” and Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me.” The directive we gave ourselves is that every subsequent cover had to be equally unexpected, memorable, and requestable … a tall order.

(We recently decided to put our fourth – “Galileo” – out to temporary pasture. In 2006 it had been a great way to jumpstart us as Arcati Crisis, but now it’s just a pain to maintain its more intricate parts, and it’s not even as interesting as our own stuff.)

At the top of our list of new cover tunes was a daunting one – Temple of the Dog’s “Hunger Strike.” We had tried it twice last summer as a lark, and the few people we played it for loved it. This, despite the fact that our guitar arrangement hadn’t gelled (which evens leaves aside the level of difficulty inherent in Gina channeling Chris Cornell).

The problem is that the actual song is almost entirely riff, bass, and drums. Lacking a bass and drums, all we had was the riff – and the two of us playing those same four notes for four minutes isn’t all that compelling. That meant we needed to craft our own arrangement from scratch.

What’s implied by the song? What do we want to imply?

We took a few passes. There is the question of when to start the riff – I wanted to do the first verse without it, but it threw Gina’s cadences for a loop. Then there’s the implied tonality – when is the third chord an E minor, and when is it instead a B minor? Finally, the bridge – less the bass and drums we had crafted something entire different, but does it hold enough space in the song?

I wouldn’t say that we’ve fixed everything, but it’s at least moving in the direction of being a coherent arrangement of the original for an acoustic-pop band. We’re both eager to have it in the repertoire, especially since the shock-grenade impact of “Don’t You Want Me” is wearing thin on our repeat audiences.

Hunting for “Holy Grail”
At this point we were headed into our third hour of rehearsal, and we were both fairly fried. What worthwhile thing could we achieve at this point?

I pestered Gina once again to send me the lyrics to her two new AC contributions, and she teasingly started playing the one I profess to be less interested in, “Holy Grail.”

How can I put this? “Holy Grail” is definitely an Arcati Crisis shock-grenade. It’s Gina, playing what is effectively a punk song comprised of all eighth notes on guitar and four massively destructive, earwormy riffs.

No hammers. No fingerpicking. Relatively few lyrics. It’s not even in a very Gina key. It’s totally shocking. And awesome. Immediately her tease turned into a first run-through, but I was fumbling for the structure. Gina played through twice so I could jot down the chords and a general roadmap – an intriguing AB CBAB DAB (C).

I commenced playing along and discovered that my usual tricks of accompaniment were useless – Gina had rendered them all obsolete with her dead-simple guitar part. On maybe the third pass I discovered a super-high Sleater-Kinney-inspired riff on the C-section, but it seemed to be too hard for me to play (par for the AC course; see also “Fisher Price”). It would be simpler to play an octave lower, but there it was too typical – the higher riff was clearly the way to go, if I could manage it.

We also dreamed up a few bits of harmony for a particularly catch refrain at the end of the C-section. Gina wanted me to repeat her line, which for me was all in falsetto, and I needed something to sing against her first repetition to help me ramp up to the higher vocals. Gina spit out an underneath harmony part with zero effort, being one of the three harmony jukeboxes in my life (the other two being Lindsay and my wife. Harmony addict much?).

Otherwise, we didn’t get very far. At least, not while Gina was here. After I saw her off for the night I settled back down with my guitar to bang on “Grail.”

This is typical for me – I don’t like to do figuring out as a part of a group. When I was in Progeny (our acappella group) I would pretty much sit out our first night learning a new song, and then head home to memorize my part in time for our next (on-book) rehearsal. Similarly, I don’t often work through a whole Arcati Crisis part live at rehearsal. Even if I tease out the idea live, as I did on “Apocalyptic Love Song,” I need time to myself to perfect it so that it will be dynamic and will fit in perfectly with Gina.

(Gina, by the way, is the opposite – she is all about strokes of genius in the middle of us playing something where I have to stop and tell her, “that, exactly that, that thing you just did is it,” which she usually knows already.)

In a matter of minutes of messing around I had the basic footprint of the song down – finding the riffs inside of her chords, instead of trying to add something new and incongruous. I was proud to realize that the result was truly a lead guitar part – at no point do I play a chord or a strum. In fact, it was so lead that I actually got out my electric to finish it up, and it was there that I locked in the right fingering for my my high C-section riff well enough to reproduce reliably.

I’m a little concerned that a few of my more discordant bits might clash with Gina’s vocals, but that’s the risk that I always take composing off on my own. I can barely wait until Tuesday to hear the result – I even threatened to stalk Gina with my guitar over the weekend so I could catch a listen (a threat so far unfulfilled). It’s hopelessly stuck in my head, and I cannot wait to finish up so we can stick into the heads of other people as soon as possible.

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That, in a hefty, bloated nutshell, was this week’s Arcati Crisis rehearsal.

Filed Under: arcati crisis Tagged With: gina, lindsay

Philly: Seen on the Scene

February 10, 2009 by krisis

This past month I was out of musical commission for as long as I’ve ever been – longer than when I had my tonsils removed, though perhaps not quite as long as when I broke my collarbone (although I have many grimace-inducing memories of propping my back up against the cinder block walls of Calhoun hall so I could leverage my left hand up high enough to fret chords).

In any event, it was a long time without music – from when I came down with bronchitis on January 9th through when I started playing piano again on February 1st.

Three weeks might not sound like a long time to you, but in time without music it’s an eternity, so I’ve been happy to get back to my musical routine this past week.

Every Wednesday: LP Open Mic @ Intermezzo (3141 Walnut)
Last week was my first week back to our open mic after a three week recess, and also a week of my hosting duties.

It turned out to be an evening of great fun. I opened with a trio of tunes so new that I don’t even have lyric links for them yet, let alone recordings, plus a new Beatles cover I had dreamt up on an old guitar the night before.

The turnout for the night was much lighter than usual, which resulted in the open mic becoming an effective round robin of me, Arcati Crisis, Mike from Shackamaxon, and my most-adored band in all of Philadelphia, Blueberry Magee, plus two appearances by our friend and fellow LP Artist Ashley Brandt. All three of the artists on that list are some of my favorites in Philly, and it was wonderful to share an exclusive bill with them for the night.

This week Dante Bucci and his hang drums are the host, but Gina and I will still make an appearance. If you’re around University City between 8pm and 11pm you should drop by.

Thursday: Arcati Crisis Rehearsal!
Okay, not really much of a scene to be seen on, but from our insanity at the open mic it was clear Gina and I were craving a chance to catch up and work on some new material. We picked our next four AC songs (two of which are from my super-new trio from the prior evening), and got most of the way through a guitar arrangement of one of mine – “Better.”

Our arrangement decisions tend to take forever when we’re inside of them, but in retrospect seem like they occurred in a flash. On “Better” we started out moving Gina into different capo positions to find a good interplay against my open progression in E. She wound up on the fourth fret.

At one point in following my chords she fell one chord behind me, and I stopped her and said, “you’re on to something.” Twenty minutes later we had crafted a fanged hook for the song that sounds perfectly at home despite the fact that it is wickedly out of step for Gina compared to my part.

We were pretty satisfied with ourselves at that point, and just sketched in the idea of the bridge before calling it a night. We still have to break out harmony vocals, which tends to be where the bulk of our arrangement battles lie.

Friday: The Pretenders @ The Electric Factory
I have a short list of bands that I absolutely must see once at some point in my life, mostly because I have been lucky enough to see bands while they are at their peek – before they become a rarer commodity.

For a long time one of those bands has been The Pretenders.

I remember my introduction to them pretty succinctly. When I was in high school there was a popular commercial that featured a Barbie and a G.I. Joe wheeling around in a plastic car to the tune of “Message of Love,” and I decided it was one of the best songs I ever heard. Googling for lyrics wasn’t quite as instantly gratifying at the time as it is now, but in relatively short order I discovered the song was by the Pretenders.

Of course, I knew all the singles, and had maybe even seen their Behind the Music & Storytellers before, but “Message” was my first succinct connection. Later, my Freshman year of college, I stopped by HMV after getting my now-legendary New Year’s Eve haircut and picked up their first trio of discs.

I was instantly hooked, and for a while that’s all I owned. They’re a succinct statement – two discs of the original lineup, and one that responds to their absence.

In recently years I beefed up my Pretenders collection, including their last two albums – Loose Screw and Break Up the Concrete. Both of them were critically lauded, and in both cases I agreed – neither is a stagnant act retreading past glories; both explore new arrangements while staying true to the core brash defiance of The Pretenders.

I was pining to hit their show, but it seemed like we might be too exhausted from the honeymoon to plan on it for sure. So, it came down to Elise and I in our living room at six o’clock on a Friday night, asking, “are you sure?”

We weren’t, but we still went, and I’m happy we did. The Pretenders were spectacular – muscular and mimeographic as they churned out faithful renditions of songs from the full range of their career. Chrissie Hynde not only sounded pitch perfect in comparison to her records, but also cut a svelte figure in her high boots and single-tail tux jacket – dancing an exaggerated sidestep in “Brass In Pocket.” It was plain as day the through line from her to PJ, Shirley, and Karen O.

It was also clear that she is one of the great, under-appreciated rhythm guitarists in classic rock – she’s effectively the backbone of every arrangement, even galloping time changes like “Tattooed Love Boys.”

The band played half of their newest disc, and nearly the entirety of their debut, plus all the notable singles between with the exception of “2000 Miles,” “Middle of the Road,” “Ohio,” and “Stand By You” (also, my manager saw them the prior night and got “Mystery Achievement,” which I had lamented not hearing).

One more band struck from the “once in a lifetime” list (the last prior cross-off was Cyndi Lauper, another stunning concert). I’m actually hard-pressed to think of who’s next at this point. I’m tempted by the Fleetwood Mac hits tour, but I don’t know if I could count it as the real thing without Christie McVie along for the ride.

Every Monday: Open Jam @ Connie’s Ric Rac (9th just under Washington)
Connie’s Ric Rac is my neighborhood open mic, as well as being the room that spawned my recent asphyxiation and the subsequent interstate love song that Gina is currently endeavoring to learn.

As the story goes, the Ric Rac (named thusly as a misnomer for bric-a-brac) used to be an Italian Market discount store owned by the titular Connie, and when the storefront closed down the shop stayed in the family. Later, her son(s?) proposed that they open the doors as a sort of counter-culture community center, complete with art classes, concerts, and open jams.

Thus, Connie’s Ric Rac. I was a little nervous about attending, because it’s a totally new scene to me, but I was encouraged by the fact that February’s guest host is the darling Katie Barbato, and the night was themed with Beatles covers as a tribute to the band’s first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show 45(!) years prior.

I arrived much too early to a Ric Rac family scene replete with snake-feeding, wine-drinking, and banjo recitals – all with the easy laughter and chain smoking that I recall from a childhood spent in my grandmother’s South Philadelphia kitchen. I was happy to remain a wallflower through the family affair until the night kicked off.

In addition to Katie (playing a sad, Across the Universe style “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” and a new original with a killer chord change in the chorus) there was house band Discount Heroes (valiantly slaying “Revolution” and “Don’t Let Me Down” despite their singer’s flu), a freak-R&B act whose name I did not catch doing a remarkable version of “Savoy Truffle,” and Vince & Chuck.

Vince and Chuck were pure magic – performing note-perfect Beatles covers of a great selection of tunes – “Here Comes the Sun,” “If I Fell,” “Baby’s In Black,” and “Please Please Me,” plus another I can’t recall. I essentially pleaded with them to come to the LP Open Mic to share their Beatles tunes, and this was before discovering that Chuck AKA Charles Ramsey is a phenomenal songwriter in his own right.

Since the directive was early-Beatles I debated “Do You Want to Know a Secret” and “You Really Got a Hold On Me,” but settled on long-time favorite “All My Loving,” which I wailed like a fucking banshee. Katie assures me it was awesome. I also played the repeatedly aforementioned “Connie’s Ric Rac Love Song AKA Better,” “In My Life,” and later “Ob-la Di Ob-la Da,” plus a handful of other originals.

Katie will host out the month, and I’m going to make an effort to make it to the next two Monday’s to hang out with her and the Ric Rac family before shifting my attention to either Fergie’s or The Fire in March. She gave me a copy of the brand new full-length by her band The Sleepwells, and her voice is so freaking sexy on it. I might blush the next time I talk to her. Wow.

Every Tuesday: Open Mic @ Studio Luloo (916 White Horse Pike, Oaklyn NJ)
Yes, my friends, I got all the fuck around the scene this week.

Gina and I have had Studio Luloo on our to-do list for a while, and it was elevated by our missing an appearance from Year Long Day last week. We discovered that it is virtually around the corner from Gina’s abode, and tonight finally endeavored to make an appearance.

It was a completely worthwhile endeavor! Luloo is hosted and operated by the entirely charming Sara O’Brien, who shares songs, healing arts, and a tangible joie de vivre in this cozy shopfront slash recording studio with the best monitor mix we’ve ever heard.

No joke. We were first after Sara, so had no idea what to expect, and we started with “Bucket Seat,” which is not amongst the simplest of our songs, and the mix was just perfect. We could hear what we really sounded like, and not some faraway facsimile thereof. We also made a successfully epic run at “Apocalyptic Love Song” (click that link – Gina should win a freaking Grammy for that performance), and an entertaining jaunt through “Pocahontas.”

Playing first can be a curse if you want to get heard by the room at it’s fullest, but when you’re just out to chill it’s a wonderful pressure deflator. We had time to chat with some of the crowd, including super-sweet Dave from Never Trust, and Ryan Williams, who was the feature.

I’ve met Ryan before, but never heard him, and his songs are great. Like, actually great, not just hyperbolic great. He has a new one, “Audio,” that is pure aural dynamite. Scary-good.

I was sad to miss out on talking to a cool kid playing a Guild with a series of partial capos, his name maybe being Jeremy Hines? He had a really tuneful sensibility, and reminded me of Honorary Title – the sort of music I consistently fail at making when I write things like “Standing” or “Love Me Not.”

In other news…
I had designs on hitting the Tuesday open mic @ Time on the way home from Luloo, but Gina smartly deposited me back at my house so I can rest my voice a bit.

Not too much other news, other than I stopped by Cafe Grindstone over the weekend for a fabulous lunch of vegan kielbasa and a soy banana milkshake and spoke with Jerry at the counter a bit about how one gets selected to play there. It’s just about as close to me as Ric Rac, so I’d love to drop by to sing every so often.

Also, Battlestar Galactica. I could say a lot about this week’s episode, but right now I just have one thing on my mind: the return Ellen Motherfrakkin’ Tigh.

Coming up!
Hopefully some fucking sleep!

But, seriously, tomorrow night we’ll be at the LP Open Mic @ Intermezzo. If open micing is not your thing, get thyself to the Tin Angel to see Shackamaxon, awesome Mad Dragon recording artist Andrew Lipke, and a band called StereoFidelic which is likely awesome based on the company they keep.

Also, biggest news for last: Arcati Crisis will be splitting a bill with our friend and musical confidante Joshua Popejoy on February 28th at our much-beloved South Street venue Upstairs @ Zot! This will be a BIG SHOW – big sets from both of us, a big(ger) PA system, a big comfortable room for you to stretch out in, and hopefully A BIG CROWD.

$8, beer specials, awesome acoustic pop music. Mark your calendar. Tickets here.

What now? Oh, right, sleep.

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Peter is a Philadelphia singer-songwriter, half of the band Arcati Crisis, and Director of Communications for Lyndzapalooza (LP).

Filed Under: arcati crisis, concerts, day in the life, elise, lyndzapalooza, Philly, philly music, reviews, weblinks Tagged With: gina, lindsay

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