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Dawn of X Review: HiX-Men Report’s Favorite Moments & Characters

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As we gear up to dig into X of Swords: Creation tomorrow(!), Fariha, Tyler, and I talk about our favorite moments of Dawn of X, top characters, and a certain open bedroom situation.

What was your FAVORITE moment of Dawn of X? And, what characters have really shined for you? Tune in tomorrow for our deep dive into the first issue of X of Swords!

Want to relive the deepest dive into HOXPOX on the entire internet? In 2019 we recorded nearly 24hrs of content covering House of X and Powers of X (with me providing musical interludes for most of the episodes) on The HiX-Men Report.

Need help making sense of the X-Men? Visit my comprehensive guides to reading and collecting Marvel Comics or my definitive X-Men Reading Order.

The return of THIS WEEK IN X, every week during X of Swords!

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I’m SO EXCITED to announce that Fariha, Tyler, and I are bringing back my weekly series “This Week in X” to dissect the massive X of Swords event every week on YouTube starting this Thursday!

(We might even eventually see Zach make his return from the resurrection protocols. I’ve been assured top men are on it.)

Want to know as soon as we publish our first episode? Subscribe to my YouTube channel now! To get warmed up, we’ll discuss some of our favorite parts of Dawn of X tomorrow before we dig into X of Swords on Thursday.

Dawn of X Review: HiX-Men Report’s Favorite Series (so far)

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Join 3/4ths of the reformed HiX-Men Report – Peter, Fariha, & Tyler – as we catch up for the first time in nearly a year to discuss our favorite elements of Dawn of X. We’ll talk about what we loved the most from the end of HOXPOX to the beginning of X of Swords, including each of our favorite series from the line.

Want to relive the deepest dive into HOXPOX on the entire internet? In 2019 we recorded nearly 24hrs of content covering House of X and Powers of X (with me providing musical interludes for most of the episodes) on The HiX-Men Report.

Need help making sense of the X-Men? Visit my comprehensive guides to reading and collecting Marvel Comics or my definitive X-Men Reading Order.

The HiX-Men Report: Powers of X (2019) #5

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After a contentious week last week, The HiX-Men Report returns to a more harmonious state with Powers of X (2019) #5.

This episode was a lot of fun to record! We were in a more cheerful disposition in general, plus how can you go wrong with an issue centered on a few of these deliciously snarky characters. Also, I got to deliver a “Peter’s Art History Corner” about my favorite work of art in the entire world! Plus, Fangirl gave us a major history lesson.

Oh, and I found a reason to unpack my electric guitar…

Bumper Music: “Killer Queen” – Queen

  • X^0
    • 2:58: Xavier & Forge (and where can we place it)
    • 10:06: A “Very Dumb” and “Extraordinary Useful” Power
    • 12:40: Xavier Getting $#!% Done (IN SPACE)
    • 14:10: The Fashionable Forge: Cheyenne & Shaman
    • 20:20: Charts! Notes on Cerebro (back up your phones, people)
    • 22:42: Dirty Little Secrets AKA Lack of Informed Consent
    • 25:15: Rebooting Yourself AKA Xavier Legacy
    • 29:34: Moira’s Hand That Rocks the Five Cradles
  • X^1
    • 32:05: Emma & The Boys in The Louvre
    • 34:43: Emma Does It All For the Children
    • 36:30: Peter’s Art History Corner: Winged Victory of Samothrace
    • 41:18: Fariha’s World History Corner: East India Trading Company
    • 47:47: Lightning Round: Silent Negotiation, Krakoa Inferno, Silva’s Capes, & Recurring Towers
    • 51:26: Charts! (or: Why we’re NOT talking about this chart yet)
  • Present Day
    • 53:58: Xavier Brings On The Bad Guys (and Namor)
    • 56:39: Interlude: Sinister’s Murder Orgy
    • 59:20: Connections with Chip Zdarsky’s Invaders
  • X^3
    • 1:02:24: HOXers, POXers, and HOXPOXees (or: Why we love X^3)
    • 1:07:30: The All-Consuming Singularity(/ies)
    • 1:12:12: Mutants in the Galactic Idiom
    • 1:15:33: Xavier’s Recipe for a Stronghold
    • 1:19:57: Charts! Categorically Godlike Levels of Society
    • 1:22:27: Two Flavors of Abyss Final Thoughts
  • 1:25:44: Final Reactions (before SPOILERS)
  • 1:32:57: SPOILERS!!! The Quiet Council of Krakoa